I'm not really sure why I bought this album. Whilst I like their debut album, I didn't buy the follow-up "Regatta De Blanc" until several years after this album, and I wasn't overly sold on the two singles from Zenyatta Mondatta.
Unlike "Regatta", where Stewart Copeland received writing credit on six tracks, here it is just two, as Sting compositions dominate.
Even as a teenager, I thought the lyrics for "Don't Stand So Close To Me" were a little bit too pervy, whilst "De Do Do Do, De Do Da Da" was at best pleasant nonsense. Despite this I bought the album, but didn't think much of it, and looking at the track listing now, I had no recollection of any of the tracks apart from the two singles, and that I liked "Canary In A Coalmine", even if I couldn't remember it now.
It would be interesting to see if I remembered any of it, or thought it was better than a dud !
Actually. on replay, it is slightly better than a dud but still a poor album. For me, the four traditional The Police reggae influenced songs work best, and whilst they try to explore new territories, the tunes on the funk/dance tracks simply aren't strong enough, and the two instrumentals are basically fillers.
Side one opens with "Don't Stand So Close To Me", song about a teacher having sex with one of his teenage students. Sting was a teacher before joining The Police. It possesses a typical Police reggae beat and the weird synthesizer in the middle is actually quite good. There is a Lolita reference, "It's no use, he sees her, he starts to shake and cough. Just like the old man in that book by Nabokov" and the backing vocals in the outro chorus are very similar to that which Sting sang afterwards on Dire Straits "Money For Nothing". This should have been a Covid anthem !
Now that I have had a chance to read the lyrics "De Do Do Do, De Do Da Da" makes sense and I liked it much more than I thought I would. "Poets, priests and politicians have words to thank for their positions, words that scream for your submission, and no-one's jamming their transmission"
"Canary In A Coalmine" has a lively ska beat and a very short piano piece in middle. It's about the most fun The Police had over their first three albums !
"Man In A Suitcase", a song about life on the road, also has a toe-tapping reggae beat. "Another key for my collection, for security I race for my connection. Bird in a flying cage you never get to know me well. The world's my oyster, my hotel room a prison cell, must I be man in a suitcase ?"
Apart from these there isn't a great deal to recommend. "Driven To Tears" is funky, there is some nice high-hat drumming, but the manic guitar solo doesn't really fitting with the rest of the song. and the lyrics sometimes don't fit the tune. The "Driven To Tears" refrain is quite catchy, but overall the song is pretty dull.
The Police moved into Disco/Night Club territory, not my favourite genre, with "When The World Is Running Down", and I found it boring. Likewise "Voices Inside My Head", with a long funky instrumental before chanted vocals come in.
"Bombs Away" is a Copeland written song and is pretty ordinary, with a self-indulgent guitar solo that wouldn't be out of place from a dire progressive rock band, whilst the 5 minutes long "Shadows In The Rain" has a funky bass and piano intro, but overall it's awful.
Of the two instrumentals, Andy Summers' "Behind My Camel" is OK and could be a James Bond theme or something from a low budget horror movie. Sting apparently hated it and refused to play the bass. I've already forgotten Copeland's "The Other Way Of Stopping", apart from there was some nice guitar at the end.
Track Listing :
1. Don't Stand So Close Me
2. Driven To Tears
3. When The World Is Running Down......
4. Canary In A Coalmine
5. Voices Inside My Head
6. Bombs Away
Side Two
1. De Do Do Do, De Do Da Da
2. Behind My Camel
3. Man In A Suitcase
4. Shadows In The Rain
5. The Other Way Of Stopping
Released 1980
UK Chart Position : 1
Singles :
Don't Stand So Close To Me ( No 1 - 1980 )
De Do Do Do, De Do Da Da ( No 5 - 1980 )
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