"Argybargy" was the third album from Deptford's finest and the last to feature Jools Holland until a reunion many years later.
I had always thought of Squeeze as a singles band until I saw them on Rock Goes To College, where every song played was brilliant. Even though "East Side Story" was by then the recently released LP, I opted to buy an earlier album, possibly because I liked "Pulling Mussels ( From A Shell )" so much, but more likely because it was half-price in W.H Smith at £2.49 !
The dynamics of Squeeze were that Chris Difford wrote the lyrics which Glenn Tilbrook then put to music. Tilbrook sung the majority on the songs, with Difford usually singing one per album, and was the vocalist on "Cool For Cats", the band's first Top 5 hit.
I though Argybargy was terrific and liked every track, although looking at the track-listing now I could only remember the two singles plus the one song where Jools Holland was the singer !
The album begins with "Pulling Mussels ( From A Shell )" a sparkling pop song with a killer hook and great lyrics. There is a mostly one note guitar solo, before a jazzy piano break. "They do it down on Camber Sands, they do it at Waikiki", "But behind the chalet, the holiday's complete, and I feel like William Tell, Maid Marian on her tip-toed feet. Pulling mussels from a shell".
Despite the subject material of a break-up with a girlfriend "Another Nail In My Heart" is toe-tapping pop song with a notable guitar break. "And here in the bar, the piano man's found another nail in my heart".
"Separate Beds" is a slower tempo with Holland's tinkling of the ivories to the fore, and is a song about the awkwardness of staying at the girlfriend's parents' house for the first time. "Her mother didn't like me she thought I was on drugs. My mother didn't like her, she's never peel the spuds.
"Misadventure" has a punky, throbbing bass and the song speeds along at a frantic pace. It has an early Blondie style organ and a sing a long chorus "From the Isle of Dogs to the Egyptian sands, where the Arabs chew on dates. And I haven't forgot what it's like to be with misadventure and her mates".
"I Think I'm A Go Go" has slow, dreamy piano dominated intro, a tender pre-chorus and a heavy Beatles influence. The first verse is about Amsterdam, the second New York and the third London "This world's got smaller, I'm shaking lots of hands. Saying lots of things that no one understands. You can shake my tree but you won't get me. Where am I ? I think I'm go go, go go, go go"
The funky opens side two "Farfisa Beat" and chugs along with a decent guitar riff.
"Here Comes That Feeling" has a Pink Floyd style keyboard intro and a spoken voice before Difford starts singing his one lead vocal on the album. Overall the track has a slightly menacing. "Tonight I'm cracking, I'm murder acting. Footlit the visual of my lines, I'll smoke and drink it. I'll eat and think it.
Miserable the murder plot unwinds"
"Vicky Verky" is played at a break-neck speed with a 1950/60s Rock n' Roll feel, and there is an odd sounding keyboard break, perhaps a harpsichord ?
"If I Didn't Love You" was released as a single in the USA but was just an album track in the UK. The instrumental break reminds me of a Pixies song from Doolittle. "If I didn't love you I would hate you" & "The record jumps on a scratch"...... "If I, If I, If I, If I, If I, If I, If I, If I, If I didn't love you".
"Wrong Side Of The Moon" is a jaunty piano number sung and co-written by Jools Holland, with "Cool For Cats" girly style backing vocals and a memorable guitar solo. "I'm forgetting to remember to forget"
The album closes with "There At The Top", a pub-rock song with a fairground organ sound and there's great pre-chorus. The guitar solo reminds me of something from Brinsley Schwarz. "She's looking at her map (looking at her map). And looking at her watch (looking at her watch). Bags on the rack (bags on the rack). Seems like she's there, seems like she's there at the top".
In summary, the two singles which open the album remain heads and shoulders above the rest of the material but a lot of the songs are in the very good category ie "There At The Top", "Misadventure", "Vicky Verky" and "If I Didn't Love You", whilst "Wrong Side Of The Moon" has a certain lovable charm. There isn't a bad track on the album.
Track Listing :
Side One :
1. Pulling Mussels ( From A Shell )
2. Another Nail In My Heart
3. Separate Beds
4. Misadventure
5. I Think I'm Go Go
1. Farfisa Beat
2. Here Comes That Feeling
3. Vicky Verky
4. If I Didn't Love You
5. Wrong Side Of The Moon
6. There At The Top
Released : 1980
UK Chart Position : 32
Singles :
Another Nail In My Heart ( No 17 - 1980 )
Pulling Mussels ( From A Shell ) ( No 42 - 1980 )






















